Detective Warren Heath's Journal

Ten Things Nobody Knows About Me
1. I am an Inquisitor, tasked by God to destroy all things Pagan, whether they work for 'good' or 'evil'

2. I am a virgin (of sorts)

3. I was raised by the Order of the Inquisitors, not by my parents. If anyone asks, I am an orphan who was raised in a Catholic orphanage

4. I have a favorite greatsword that was handed down to me by my Knight, and despite the fact I always carry it when I'm on a hunt, I have sworn to only use it to destroy his murderer.

5. When I'm upset, I have a tendency to polish my suit of plate armor, particularly the breastplate.

6. I've never even dated.

7. My legal credentials are largely fabricated thanks to the deep pervasiveness of the Inquisitors and agents thereof.

8. I am very prideful about my appearance when in my public persona, which is something I privately revile about myself.

9. As a squire I was molested by my Knight, but I don't consider this as not being a virgin, since it was intercrural sex.

10. I was madly in love with my Knight, and that is why I hunt his killer with as much venom. Even I don't know/acknowledge this to myself.